I Killed Her Houseplants

Yes, houseplants. Plural. All 4 of them.

Made by RICKiRICKi with Midjourney

It’s March 10th, the recycling bin is full with broken down Amazon boxes, mismatched sets of tableware fill kitchen cabinets and our jeans are spattered with paint droplets. “Oh, sh*t these are stylish now.” Anyway, you’ve been there.

Then she says “let’s go get some plants” which to me sounds like an opportunity for a Sweetgreen salad and a Kombucha.

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Richie Crowley

Slowly building an audience by publishing original thoughts and ideas only when I have something of quality to say.