I Killed Her Houseplants

Richie Crowley
5 min readMay 31, 2019

Yes, houseplants. Plural. All 4 of them.

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It’s March 10th, the recycling bin is full with broken down Amazon boxes, mismatched sets of tableware fill kitchen cabinets and our jeans are spattered with paint droplets. “Oh, sh*t these are stylish now.” Anyway, you’ve been there.

Then she says “let’s go get some plants” which to me sounds like an opportunity for a Sweetgreen salad and a Kombucha.

Richie Crowley

Slowly building an audience by publishing original thoughts and ideas only when I have something of quality to say.